Tuesday, November 27th, 2007...1:43 am
I sold my soul for fifteen bucks last Friday
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O, America!
I was going to boycott Black Friday as a statement against American materialism. Really, I pinky-swear. Plus, I didn’t want to stiff-arm any more grandmas in the electronics aisle.
(Ooh, 2 gigabytes of memory for 15 bucks!)
My will was broken. I got weak-kneed and kind of giggly like a little schoolgirl while on my way to Fry’s. Cha-ching!
O, America!
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“But I really can’t keep dodging the obvious questions forever, right? where was this shirt made? Can capitalism ever be biblical? Why is image such a prominent facet of our culture? What does God think of it all?”
Hat tip: Daniel







