Tuesday, November 27th, 2007...1:43 am

I sold my soul for fifteen bucks last Friday

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O, Amer­ica!

I was going to boy­cott Black Fri­day as a state­ment against Amer­i­can mate­ri­al­ism. Really, I pinky-swear. Plus, I didn’t want to stiff-arm any more grand­mas in the elec­tron­ics aisle.

(Ooh, 2 giga­bytes of mem­ory for 15 bucks!)

My will was bro­ken. I got weak-kneed and kind of gig­gly like a lit­tle school­girl while on my way to Fry’s. Cha-ching!

O, Amer­ica!

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“But I really can’t keep dodg­ing the obvi­ous ques­tions for­ever, right? where was this shirt made? Can cap­i­tal­ism ever be bib­li­cal? Why is image such a promi­nent facet of our cul­ture? What does God think of it all?”

Hat tip: Daniel