Wednesday, September 10th, 2008...1:33 pm

The Eat to Survive Diaries: Part 1

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I’m writ­ing this series to chron­i­cle my for­ays into cook­ing. For myself. Let’s say that on the cook­ing scale of 1 to 10, one being a rock and ten being Rachael Ray, I’m a zero. Get ready for a wacky and wild ride into Andrew’s gas­tro­nom­i­cal world…

Okay, so I’ve got left­over pasta sauce from yesterday’s spaghetti. I’ve got two slices of bread. And I’ve got some salad.

How to live:

  1. Toast bread
  2. Pour pasta sauce care­fully over a slice of bread
  3. Wipe up the dang mess you made with the pasta sauce
  4. Top with the greens
  5. Dive in; close eyes and imag­ine you’re eat­ing a meat­ball sandwich.
  • http://www.oldarmstrong.com/ Patrice

    Nicely done Andrew. Just watch. Keep doing this and in two months you’ll be about a 1 or 2. In six months you’ll be a 4. In a year or two, you’ll beat Rachel Ray at her own game.

    Been lov­ing your posts recently. Keep ‘em comin!